The Lighter Side

Oh, brother!!

A farmer drove over to his neighbour’s house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” The farmer asked the [continue…]

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He said, she said!

A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor. “Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married 10 years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to [continue…]

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It’s not working out!

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income. I went to work in a meat processing factory, but I couldn’t cut it. So then [continue…]

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Master of Any?

I’ve tried my hand working many different trades. First, I tried professional fishing, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income. Then I worked in a shoe factory. I [continue…]

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Home, home on…derange?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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What’s that you say?

Job Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Candidate: “Well, personally, I think my greatest weakness may be my listening skills.”

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D’oh!

Whilst visiting the local zoo, I came upon a large enclosure that held several loaves of pumpernickel, rye, sourdough, flax, and multigrain. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!

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Dig this one!

My friend keeps saying to me, “cheer up! It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!” I know he means well…

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He’s losing it!

An elderly couple, married as childhood sweethearts, had recently moved back to the old neighbourhood. Holding hands, they walked to their old school and found the old desk where Jerry [continue…]

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Whistle while it works!

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. And it steel wooden whistle. Then I bought a lead whistle. It steel wooden lead [continue…]

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What’s in a name? Well…

A manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office. “What’s your name?” was the first thing the manager asked. “John,” the new guy replied. [continue…]

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What’s in a name…?

Two elderly couples were out for coffee one afternoon, enjoying a conversation together, when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to [continue…]

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Off to a static free start!

Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!

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‘Ruff’ treatment!

Patient: This hospital is no good. You treat us like dogs! Nurse: You know that’s not true. Now be a good boy and roll over.

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Come fly with me!

A pilot landed his plane with a rather bumpy landing. As he stood by the door saying goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane, he was afraid that [continue…]