The Lighter Side

That’s The Rub!

A married couple, both 65 years old, were celebrating their 40th anniversary with friends and family. One of the gifts given was an antique lamp. Well, lo and behold, when [continue…]

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Aspiring Gentleman Caller

Setting the ground rules at college for new students, the Dean said, “The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, so too the male dorm to female [continue…]

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Just picture it!

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene on the ground was far too thick to get any [continue…]

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Pa won’t be happy…

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. A farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey William, forget your troubles. Come in [continue…]

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Name That Tune!

A down-and-out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” “I don’t have one,” [continue…]

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Walk This Way!

A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. [continue…]

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What’s it called?

A man goes to the doctor for some tests and the doctor says to him, “Well, I have some bad news and some good news for you. The bad news [continue…]

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Oh, brother!!

A farmer drove over to his neighbour’s house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” The farmer asked the [continue…]

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He said, she said!

A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor. “Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married 10 years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to [continue…]

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It’s not working out!

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income. I went to work in a meat processing factory, but I couldn’t cut it. So then [continue…]

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Master of Any?

I’ve tried my hand working many different trades. First, I tried professional fishing, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income. Then I worked in a shoe factory. I [continue…]

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Home, home on…derange?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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What’s that you say?

Job Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Candidate: “Well, personally, I think my greatest weakness may be my listening skills.”

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D’oh!

Whilst visiting the local zoo, I came upon a large enclosure that held several loaves of pumpernickel, rye, sourdough, flax, and multigrain. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!

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Dig this one!

My friend keeps saying to me, “cheer up! It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!” I know he means well…

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He’s losing it!

An elderly couple, married as childhood sweethearts, had recently moved back to the old neighbourhood. Holding hands, they walked to their old school and found the old desk where Jerry [continue…]

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Whistle while it works!

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. And it steel wooden whistle. Then I bought a lead whistle. It steel wooden lead [continue…]