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Whistle while it works!

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. And it steel wooden whistle. Then I bought a lead whistle. It steel wooden lead [continue…]

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What’s in a name? Well…

A manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office. “What’s your name?” was the first thing the manager asked. “John,” the new guy replied. [continue…]

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What’s in a name…?

Two elderly couples were out for coffee one afternoon, enjoying a conversation together, when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to [continue…]

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Off to a static free start!

Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!

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‘Ruff’ treatment!

Patient: This hospital is no good. You treat us like dogs! Nurse: You know that’s not true. Now be a good boy and roll over.

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Come fly with me!

A pilot landed his plane with a rather bumpy landing. As he stood by the door saying goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane, he was afraid that [continue…]

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He’s a loafer!

Psychiatrist: Why have you come to see me? Patient: Oh, my family sent me. They think I’m nuts because I love shoes. Psychiatrist: How petty of them! Why, I myself [continue…]

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Well, which is it?!

A man visits a psychiatrist because he seems to have problem getting things done lately. The psychiatrist asks, “Do you have trouble making decisions?” “Yes and no,” the man replies.

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Digging up laughs!

Two second graders were in a museum looking at a mummy. At the bottom of the mummy case was a sign that read “1286 B.C.” “What does that mean?” asked [continue…]

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He toe-tally gets it!

A grandmother took her five-year-old grandson to the ballet. The boy had never seen a ballet before and watched the ballerinas prance around on their toes. After the show was [continue…]

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Want fries with that?

Two guys are riding in a car, arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city they are in. One said “Louieville”, the other “Lewisville.” They came upon a [continue…]

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Everyone’s a critic!

Two billy goats were nosing around the back lot of a Hollywood movie studio. One goat found a spool of film, managed to unroll a few feet of it, and [continue…]

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You don’t say!

A couple was arguing and giving each other the silent treatment. The husband had to catch an early flight the next morning so he wrote a note and put on [continue…]

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He’s no dip!

A man had to lose 20 pounds, so his doctor told him to eat nothing but rice cakes for a month. After 30 days he went back to the doctor [continue…]

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Unemployment lines!

How did they lose their jobs? The comedy writer was laughed out of the business. The personal trainer handed his walking papers. The lingerie sales associate was given a pink [continue…]

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‘Stand up’ comic?

Two archeologists exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge giant statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400-feet tall, and its bodily details were accurate [continue…]

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Is that your final answer?

Two old friends, Stan and Dan, meet up on the street on day and get to catching up with one another. While chatting, Stan starts lamenting on a recent disagreement [continue…]