A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor.
“Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married 10 years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to agree on anything.”
The counselor looked at the wife. “Is this right?” he asked.
“Absolutely not,” she answered. “We haven’t been able to agree on anything for the last NINE years!”
A farmer drove over to his neighbour’s house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” The farmer asked the boy. “No, they went in [continue…]
A man awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called 911 and gave his address to report the prowlers and possible burglary that was in progress. The 911 operator at [continue…]
Patient: This hospital is no good. You treat us like dogs! Nurse: You know that’s not true. Now be a good boy and roll over.
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