That’s The Rub!

A married couple, both 65 years old, were celebrating their 40th anniversary with friends and family.

One of the gifts given was an antique lamp. Well, lo and behold, when the lady rubbed a tarnished spot on the lamp, a genie appeared!

He congratulated them on their 40 years together and said he’d grant them each 1 wish – anything they wanted.

The wife said she wanted to travel around the world, so the genie waived his hands and ~POOF~ the wife had tickets in her hand for an all-inclusive world cruise.

Next, the genie asked the husband what he wanted. He replied, “I wish I had a wife that was 30 years younger than me.” So the genie waived his hands in the air and ~POOF~ the husband was 95!