Aspiring Gentleman Caller

Setting the ground rules at college for new students, the Dean said, “The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, so too the male dorm to female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $35 the first time. Caught a second time, the fine is $80. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $250. Any questions?”

A male student in the crowd asked, “So, uh… how much for a season pass?”