James was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” With a concerned look on his face, James asked his dad, “Well, what happened to the flea?”
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Whilst visiting the local zoo, I came upon a large enclosure that held several loaves of pumpernickel, rye, sourdough, flax, and multigrain. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
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Teacher: “Someone give an example of a coincidence.”
Student: “My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!”