A young man bought his new wife a shiny diamond ring for their first Christmas together.
Upon hearing of this extravagant gift, his friend asked: “I thought that she wanted a sporty new 4-wheel drive?”
“She did,” the guy replied, “but I had no idea where to get an imitation Jeep.”
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? I’ll never part with it.
A family was having dinner one night when the little boy said, “Dad, I don’t like the holes in this cheese!” “Well, son,” replied his dad, “just eat the cheese and leave the holes on [continue…]
A pilot landed his plane with a rather bumpy landing. As he stood by the door saying goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane, he was afraid that someone might say something about [continue…]
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