Student: “My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!”
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Warden’s woodworking woes
Not long ago, a man was sent to a minimum security prison to serve his sentence. During his incarceration, he got along with the guards and inmates, so the warden made arrangements for the man [continue…]
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Oh, yeah? Well…
Grandpa: Boy, how many miles do you walk to school? Boy: About a half-mile. Grandpa: When I was your age, I walked three miles to school every day. So…what are your grades like? Boy: They [continue…]
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D’oh!
Whilst visiting the local zoo, I came upon a large enclosure that held several loaves of pumpernickel, rye, sourdough, flax, and multigrain. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!