A man at an airline counter tells the representative, “I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London.” The rep says, “I’m sorry sir. We can’t do that.” The man replied, “Nonsense. That’s what you did the last time I flew with you.”
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Law of Gravity:
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.