A man walks into a nearly empty bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, when he hears a faint voice.
“Nice shirt,” the voice says.
He looks around and sees no one nearby. Thinking it was just his imagination, he thinks no more of it and continues his drink.
“Nice tie,” the voice says again.
He looks around a second time. The bartender and all other customers are at the other side of the room.
Confused, the man calls the bartender over and asks about the mysterious voice that keeps admiring his clothing.
“Oh, that’s just the peanuts,” the bartender replies.
“The peanuts?” asks the surprised man.
“Yeah, they’re complimentary.”
