Mmmmuffins

One morning, Mrs. Smith was taking care of her neighbour’s little girl. She arrived in time for breakfast and was seated at the table.

“Mommy always makes hot muffins for breakfast,” said the little girl. Anxious to please, Mrs. Smith rushed into the kitchen and prepared a tin of hot fresh muffins.

“No thank you,” said the little girl when they were brought to her.

“But I thought you said your mom always makes muffins for breakfast,” said Mrs. Smith.

“She does,” said the girl, “but I don’t eat them.”