A man goes to his dentist because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smokes! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded away! What on earth have you been eating?”
“Well… the only thing I can think of is, my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this great tasting stuff on it – Hollandaise Sauce she called it…and doctor, I’m talkin’ DELICIOUS! I’ve never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I’ve been putting it on everything: meat, fish, toast, vegetables… you name it!”
“That’s probabably it,” replied the dentist. “Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I’ll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.”
“Why chrome?” the man asked.
“Well,” said the dentist, “Everyone knows there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”
