A man who survived both pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.
The Lighter Side
Haha Holiday!
Ted: My wife’s taking a winter holiday to the West Indies. Fred: Jamaica? Ted: Not at all, she wanted to go.
The Lighter Side
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
The Lighter Side
Home, home on…derange?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?