her grade 6 students to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense. There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them. Proudly, he stated, “The cow jumped over defense and detail went over defeat!”
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Mmmmuffins
One morning, Mrs. Smith was taking care of her neighbour’s little girl. She arrived in time for breakfast and was seated at the table. “Mommy always makes hot muffins for breakfast,” said the little girl. [continue…]
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Rapid response
A man awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called 911 and gave his address to report the prowlers and possible burglary that was in progress. The 911 operator at [continue…]
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Aspiring Gentleman Caller
Setting the ground rules at college for new students, the Dean said, “The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, so too the male dorm to female students. Anybody caught breaking this [continue…]