Two guys are riding in a car, arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city they are in. One said “Louieville”, the other “Lewisville.”
They came upon a fast-food restaurant, went inside and said to the cashier, “Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly.”
The cashier replied, “Burrrr-gerrrrr-King.”
Whilst visiting the local zoo, I came upon a large enclosure that held several loaves of pumpernickel, rye, sourdough, flax, and multigrain. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
A down-and-out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” “I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that [continue…]
The bartender says, “Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, “You have a drink named Eric?”
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