Three friends – a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician – were discussing which of their professions was the oldest.
The surgeon said, “Eve was created from Adam’s rib, a surgical procedure.”
The engineer replied, “Before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job.”
The politician said, “Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?”
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