After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will start to itch and you’ll have to pee.
The Lighter Side
Master of Any?
I’ve tried my hand working many different trades. First, I tried professional fishing, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income. Then I worked in a shoe factory. I tried hard, but didn’t fit [continue…]
The Lighter Side
Something’s bugging him
At the dinner table one night, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs safe to eat?” “Don’t talk about such disgusting things like that over dinner,” the dad admonishes. After dinner the father asks, [continue…]
The Lighter Side
Home, home on…derange?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?