At the dinner table one night, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs safe to eat?”
“Don’t talk about such disgusting things like that over dinner,” the dad admonishes.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, it’s nothing,” the boy replied. “There was a bug in your soup, but it’s gone now.”
A farmer drove over to his neighbour’s house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” The farmer asked the boy. “No, they went in [continue…]
The urge to sing the song “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is never more than a whim away.
Tom: My wife is so modest. Jerry: How modest is she? Tom: She’s so modest, she goes into a closet to change her mind.
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