They sit down at a table in a bar and order drinks. The first vampire says, “I vant some blood!”
The second vampire says, “I vant some blood, too!”
The third vampire says, “Just plasma for me, please.”
The waitress takes the order, walks over to the bar, and yells: “I need 2 bloods and a blood lite!”
Men, when you consider Christmas, you learn there are 4 stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa; 2) You don’t believe in Santa; 3) You are Santa; and 4) You look like Santa. Ho! [continue…]
Joe: I had a terrible nightmare last night. Moe: How bad was it? Joe: Real bad. I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who [continue…]
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