Two old friends, Stan and Dan, meet up on the street on day and get to catching up with one another. While chatting, Stan starts lamenting on a recent disagreement he had with his wife. “You know, I can never win an argument with my wife.”
Dan remarks, “Well, I always get the last word with my wife.”
“What?! How?” Stan asks him.
Dan replies, “I say, ‘Yes, dear.’”