A man was pulled over for running a stop sign.
When the police offer checked the man’s driver’s license, he said, “You’re wearing glasses in your ID photo and you’re not now. I’m going to have to give you a ticket for that.”
“I have contacts, officer.” The guy stated.
The cop replied, “Look, pal. I don’t care who you know, I’m still giving you a ticket.”
An 80-year-old man went to see his doctor about pain in his one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, “Well, you know…your knee is 80 years old. You can’t expect too much from [continue…]
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
Job Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Candidate: “Well, personally, I think my greatest weakness may be my listening skills.”
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