An 80-year-old man went to see his doctor about pain in his one knee.
The doctor examined it gently and said, “Well, you know…your knee is 80 years old. You can’t expect too much from it.”
“That’s true,” the man agreed, “but so is the other one, doc, and it’s not bothering me!”
While on his usual traffic patrol route on the highway, a police officer spots an elderly lady driving down the road and knitting at the same time. After driving next to her for a bit [continue…]
People are putting up so many lights on their houses at Christmas these days, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Not long ago, a man was sent to a minimum security prison to serve his sentence. During his incarceration, he got along with the guards and inmates, so the warden made arrangements for the man [continue…]
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