jokes

A man who survived both pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Paul,” she said, “what shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boyfriend?” he replied.

Three friends – a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician – were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Eve was created from Adam’s rib, a surgical procedure.” The engineer replied, [continue…]

Joe: I had a terrible nightmare last night. Moe: How bad was it? Joe: Real bad. I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!

What a rodeo clown does!

You know all the answers, but nobody asked the questions!

her grade 6 students to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense. There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them. Proudly, he stated, “The [continue…]

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who [continue…]

A tourist has been traveling in the European countryside and decides to book himself into a grand old castle that had been converted into a hotel. Once he enters the hotel, he has the creepiest feeling [continue…]