A man who survived both pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Paul,” she said, “what shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boyfriend?” he replied.
Three friends – a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician – were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Eve was created from Adam’s rib, a surgical procedure.” The engineer replied, [continue…]
Joe: I had a terrible nightmare last night. Moe: How bad was it? Joe: Real bad. I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
What a rodeo clown does!
You know all the answers, but nobody asked the questions!
her grade 6 students to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense. There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them. Proudly, he stated, “The [continue…]
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who [continue…]
A woman went to visit her friend in hospital, who was there following a house fire. When she asked how the hospital stay was going, her friend complained about the odd monotony of the food [continue…]
A tourist has been traveling in the European countryside and decides to book himself into a grand old castle that had been converted into a hotel. Once he enters the hotel, he has the creepiest feeling [continue…]
A youngster stood an a cold and blustery street corner in mid-December with a stack of newspapers shouting: “Extra! Extra! Christmas scam claims 32 victims! Read all about it!” A passerby stopped to purchase a [continue…]
A young man bought his new wife a shiny diamond ring for their first Christmas together. Upon hearing of this extravagant gift, his friend asked: “I thought that she wanted a sporty new 4-wheel drive?” [continue…]
Q. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? A. Deep pan, crisp, and even!