A down-and-out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?”
“I don’t have one,” confessed the musician.
“In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.” Said the policeman.
“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
Patient: This hospital is no good. You treat us like dogs! Nurse: You know that’s not true. Now be a good boy and roll over.
Two guys are riding in a car, arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city they are in. One said “Louieville”, the other “Lewisville.” They came upon a fast-food restaurant, went inside and [continue…]
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.
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