A man goes to the doctor for some tests and the doctor says to him, “Well, I have some bad news and some good news for you. The bad news is that you have a very rare disease.”
“That’s awful,” said the man. “What is it?”
“Well, that’s the good news,” replied the doctor. “You get to pick its name!”
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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Harry, a successful businessman, owed it all to his mother, now an eldery widow. For her birthday, he decided to get her something really special – a trained parrot who could sing grand opera. The [continue…]
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