I’ve tried my hand working many different trades. First, I tried professional fishing, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income. Then I worked in a shoe factory. I tried hard, but didn’t fit in. So then I got a job at a gym, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
The Lighter Side
Well, how ’bout that!
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of a ‘coincidence’? Johnny: I sure can! My mother and father got married on the same day at the same time.
The Lighter Side
That’s spicy!
A man who survived both pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.
The Lighter Side
Well, which is it?!
A man visits a psychiatrist because he seems to have problem getting things done lately. The psychiatrist asks, “Do you have trouble making decisions?” “Yes and no,” the man replies.