If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
The Lighter Side
Whistle while it works!
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. And it steel wooden whistle. Then I bought a lead whistle. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Finally, I bought [continue…]
The Lighter Side
He said, she said!
A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor. “Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married 10 years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to agree on anything.” The counselor [continue…]
The Lighter Side
Two elderly gentlemen were discussing furniture one day…
Said one fellow: “Do you realize that my living room furniture goes all the way back to Louis the 14th?” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “My couch goes all the way back to the department [continue…]