I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle. And it steel wooden whistle.
Then I bought a lead whistle. It steel wooden lead me whistle.
Finally, I bought a tin whistle. Now I can whistle.
The Lighter Side
Would that be Santamorphosis?
Men, when you consider Christmas, you learn there are 4 stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa; 2) You don’t believe in Santa; 3) You are Santa; and 4) You look like Santa. Ho! [continue…]
The Lighter Side
D’oh!
Whilst visiting the local zoo, I came upon a large enclosure that held several loaves of pumpernickel, rye, sourdough, flax, and multigrain. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
The Lighter Side
Lost and found
A lady lost her purse in the bustle of Christmas shopping. A young boy found it and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she remarked: “That’s funny. When I lost my purse there was [continue…]