A pilot landed his plane with a rather bumpy landing. As he stood by the door saying goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane, he was afraid that someone might say something about the landing.
All left without saying a word, except for one elderly lady. She slowly approached the pilot after most passengers had exited the plane and asked him, “Did we land? Or were we shot down?”
A family was having dinner one night when the little boy said, “Dad, I don’t like the holes in this cheese!” “Well, son,” replied his dad, “just eat the cheese and leave the holes on [continue…]
What a rodeo clown does!
On Raising Childen – you spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and be quiet!
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