He’s no dip!

A man had to lose 20 pounds, so his doctor told him to eat nothing but rice cakes for a month.

After 30 days he went back to the doctor who was amazed to find that the man gained 10 more pounds.

“What happened?” asked the doctor. “Couldn’t you eat rice cakes? Were they too bland?”

“At first they were,” answered the man, “but they tasted much better after I started dipping them in melted chocolate.”