Two billy goats were nosing around the back lot of a Hollywood movie studio.
One goat found a spool of film, managed to unroll a few feet of it, and started munching.
The other goat joined him, and pretty soon the film was consumed.
“What did you think of that stuff?” asked the first goat.
“Frankly,” replied the second goat, “I liked the book better.”
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he’s got something amazing to show him. From his coat pocket he pulls out a tiny piano and chair. From another pocket he brings out [continue…]
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