Two old friends, Stan and Dan, meet up on the street on day and get to catching up with one another. While chatting, Stan starts lamenting on a recent disagreement he had with his wife. “You know, I can never win an argument with my wife.”
Dan remarks, “Well, I always get the last word with my wife.”
“What?! How?” Stan asks him.
Dan replies, “I say, ‘Yes, dear.’”
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor. “Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married 10 years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to agree on anything.” The counselor [continue…]
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Paul,” she said, “what shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boyfriend?” he replied.
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