A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to colour the duck yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?”
Young Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
A young man bought his new wife a shiny diamond ring for their first Christmas together. Upon hearing of this extravagant gift, his friend asked: “I thought that she wanted a sporty new 4-wheel drive?” [continue…]
Ted: My wife’s taking a winter holiday to the West Indies. Fred: Jamaica? Ted: Not at all, she wanted to go.
A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor. “Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married 10 years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to agree on anything.” The counselor [continue…]
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