Harry, a successful businessman, owed it all to his mother, now an eldery widow. For her birthday, he decided to get her something really special – a trained parrot who could sing grand opera. The parrot cost a fortune, but he thought it a wonderful companion for a lonely woman.
He had the parrot sent right over. A day or two later he called her. “Mom, how did you like your birthday present?” he asked.
“Oh, it was delicious!” she replied.
A down-and-out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” “I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that [continue…]
You know you’re getting older when there’s nothing left to learn the hard way!
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he’s got something amazing to show him. From his coat pocket he pulls out a tiny piano and chair. From another pocket he brings out [continue…]
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