A tourist has been traveling in the European countryside and decides to book himself into a grand old castle that had been converted into a hotel.
Once he enters the hotel, he has the creepiest feeling come over him. He asked the lady a reception if they have ghosts in the hotel.
She smiles reassuringly and say, “Well I’ve been here for 300 years now, and I’ve never seen one.”
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