A woman went to visit her friend in hospital, who was there following a house fire.
When she asked how the hospital stay was going, her friend complained about the odd monotony of the food – they served haggis and whiskey for every meal.
“Well of course, dear,” her friend said, “you’re in the Burns unit!”
Grandpa: Boy, how many miles do you walk to school? Boy: About a half-mile. Grandpa: When I was your age, I walked three miles to school every day. So…what are your grades like? Boy: They [continue…]
A grandmother remarked to her granddaughter as she came in from playing in the mud. “You’re pretty dirty, sweetheart.” “I know grandma,” the granddaughter agreed, “but I’m even prettier clean!”
Two elderly couples were out for coffee one afternoon, enjoying a conversation together, when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Oh, it was [continue…]
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