A youngster stood an a cold and blustery street corner in mid-December with a stack of newspapers shouting: “Extra! Extra! Christmas scam claims 32 victims! Read all about it!”
A passerby stopped to purchase a copy, and stood to one side as he paged through the entire paper. He turned to the newsboy and said, “Hey, I can’t find anything in here about a scam.”
“Extra! Extra!” shouted the youngster, ignoring the passerby. “Christmas scam claims 33 victims!”
A family was having dinner one night when the little boy said, “Dad, I don’t like the holes in this cheese!” “Well, son,” replied his dad, “just eat the cheese and leave the holes on [continue…]
Q. What is the main reason for divorce? A. Marriage.
A man at an airline counter tells the representative, “I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London.” The rep says, “I’m sorry sir. We can’t do that.” [continue…]
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