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Higher intelligence indeed!

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a person to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times [more…]

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He’s a loafer!

Psychiatrist: Why have you come to see me? Patient: Oh, my family sent me. They think I’m nuts because I love shoes. Psychiatrist: How petty of them! Why, I myself [more…]

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Well, which is it?!

A man visits a psychiatrist because he seems to have problem getting things done lately. The psychiatrist asks, “Do you have trouble making decisions?” “Yes and no,” the man replies.

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Digging up laughs!

Two second graders were in a museum looking at a mummy. At the bottom of the mummy case was a sign that read “1286 B.C.” “What does that mean?” asked [more…]

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He toe-tally gets it!

A grandmother took her five-year-old grandson to the ballet. The boy had never seen a ballet before and watched the ballerinas prance around on their toes. After the show was [more…]

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Want fries with that?

Two guys are riding in a car, arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city they are in. One said “Louieville”, the other “Lewisville.” They came upon a [more…]

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Everyone’s a critic!

Two billy goats were nosing around the back lot of a Hollywood movie studio. One goat found a spool of film, managed to unroll a few feet of it, and [more…]

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You don’t say!

A couple was arguing and giving each other the silent treatment. The husband had to catch an early flight the next morning so he wrote a note and put on [more…]

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He’s no dip!

A man had to lose 20 pounds, so his doctor told him to eat nothing but rice cakes for a month. After 30 days he went back to the doctor [more…]

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Unemployment lines!

How did they lose their jobs? The comedy writer was laughed out of the business. The personal trainer handed his walking papers. The lingerie sales associate was given a pink [more…]

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‘Stand up’ comic?

Two archeologists exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge giant statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400-feet tall, and its bodily details were accurate [more…]

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Is that your final answer?

Two old friends, Stan and Dan, meet up on the street on day and get to catching up with one another. While chatting, Stan starts lamenting on a recent disagreement [more…]

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He needs a dental do-over

A man goes to his dentist because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smokes! That plate I installed in your mouth about [more…]

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De-lightful Christmas Chuckle

People are putting up so many lights on their houses at Christmas these days, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

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Lost and found

A lady lost her purse in the bustle of Christmas shopping. A young boy found it and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she remarked: “That’s funny. When I [more…]

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Would that be Santamorphosis?

Men, when you consider Christmas, you learn there are 4 stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa; 2) You don’t believe in Santa; 3) You are Santa; and 4) [more…]

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Warden’s woodworking woes

Not long ago, a man was sent to a minimum security prison to serve his sentence. During his incarceration, he got along with the guards and inmates, so the warden [more…]

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The benefits of laughter

Reaching the end of a job interview, the interviewer asks the applicant what starting salary they were looking for. The applicant replied, “In the region of $130,000 a year, depending [more…]

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Honest Answer!

A drill sergeant was putting the new recruits through their paces during basic training. He had them awake and marching before sunrise, had them doing pushups until exhaustion, and was [more…]

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That’s quite an act!

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he’s got something amazing to show him. From his coat pocket he pulls out a tiny piano and chair. From [more…]