A drill sergeant was putting the new recruits through their paces during basic training. He had them awake and marching before sunrise, had them doing pushups until exhaustion, and was always barking orders at them.
During one snap inspection, as he stood in front of one unkempt recruit, the sergeant snapped, “What were you before you joined the army, soldier?”
“Happy, sir!” The recruit replied.
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