Salesclerk: This machine will do half the work for you.
Customer: Sounds wonderful! I’ll take two!
The Lighter Side
He better step on it!
A friend recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I asked him more about it, he said he could stop any time.
The Lighter Side
He’s losing it!
An elderly couple, married as childhood sweethearts, had recently moved back to the old neighbourhood. Holding hands, they walked to their old school and found the old desk where Jerry had carved ‘I love Sally’. [continue…]
The Lighter Side
‘Stand up’ comic?
Two archeologists exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge giant statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400-feet tall, and its bodily details were accurate down to the fingernails and [continue…]