Grandpa: Boy, how many miles do you walk to school?
Boy: About a half-mile.
Grandpa: When I was your age, I walked three miles to school every day. So…what are your grades like?
Boy: They are mostly B’s.
Grandpa: When I was your age I got all A’s! Tell me boy, have you ever gotten into a fight?
Boy: Only twice and the boy beat me up both times.
Grandpa: Well, when I was your age I was in a fight every day and I won ‘em all! Boy, how old are you anyway?
Boy: I’m eight years old, grandpa.
Grandpa: When I was your age, I was 11!
