A man at an airline counter tells the representative, “I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London.” The rep says, “I’m sorry sir. We can’t do that.” The man replied, “Nonsense. That’s what you did the last time I flew with you.”
The Lighter Side
He better step on it!
A friend recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I asked him more about it, he said he could stop any time.
The Lighter Side
He’s a loafer!
Psychiatrist: Why have you come to see me? Patient: Oh, my family sent me. They think I’m nuts because I love shoes. Psychiatrist: How petty of them! Why, I myself am very fond of shoes. [continue…]
The Lighter Side
Is that your final answer?
Two old friends, Stan and Dan, meet up on the street on day and get to catching up with one another. While chatting, Stan starts lamenting on a recent disagreement he had with his wife. [continue…]